David's POZ Blog

You just can’t make this stuff up. Our last governor, Eliot Spitzer, resigned after it was revealed that he’d been having sex with a prostitute. Our new governor, David Paterson, formally announced today that he’s had multiple affairs.

If you’ve been following this story, you know that that there’s obviously a huge difference between Eliot Spitzer’s hypocrisy and David Paterson’s sex life, and I’m glad that Paterson is being honest, but there is a limit to how much I want to hear about everyone else’s pubic policies. Seriously.

On the other hand, perhaps those who have HIV and other diseases that are usually associated with human conduct should be pleased with all this: if it’s acceptable to have our leaders admit their personal imperfections, then the public should be able to accept a leader who picked up HIV while abusing drugs with a call girl, right? And what could be better than an HIV positive President whose First Lady is an immortal jewish vampire, and a white house haunted by the ghost of a call girl who died from the AIDS the president gave her? I hereby declare my candidacy: vote “wishihadacat” this November.

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