The Holiday Sweater Vest: Just Wear It

The holidays are supposed to be about spreading joy, right?

Well, riddle me this: why is one of the season's greatest items, the holiday sweater vest, only acceptable if worn by females who over the age of 41? Why can't we all partake in the excess? The patches upon patches, the glitter, the snowmen and the reindeer and Santa and whatever else can be sewn on a sleeveless vest... don't we all deserve to wear every non-denominational symbol of enchantment on our bodies?

I think it's high time that we all march through December hand-in-hand: every woman and man of every age, shape, color and creed together in a bedazzling display of fashion gone horribly wrong.

I don't know about you, but I can't think of anything that sounds more right than that!

Positively Yours,

Shawn